Mood:
silly
Dr. Doolittle: Who is this?
Dog: You know who this is.
Dr. Doolittle: You must realize it is not a common thing that a pet calls me on the telephone. Normally it is the pet's owner.
Dog: Whatever!!!!
Dog: Doc, I am tired of helping Nik (pronounced Nick) for Lafemmenikita07 look for Actor Lance Henriksen. This is a lot of effort for a Blog Site. I got so mad that I tore up a pillow.
Besides this Lance Henrik, whatever, probably does not know Nik's site exists. Why doesn't she get over it or him? I do not see what she sees in Lance anyway. Lance is biologically old enough to have been her father. Dr. Doolittle the whole thing sounds sick!!!! When I look at the picture of Nik and Lance together I want to throw up.
Dr. Doolittle: I saw the picture of her and Lance with his Lifetime Achievement Award and nothing seemed sick about it to me. Besides one of the reasons Nik maintains her site is for her and the fans of the Genres. Also, Nik is having a great time doing it and she also mentioned that it relieves stress.
Dog: Well, they do not look at each other like father and daughter.
Dr. Doolittle: You have a lot to learn. I suggest you work on your excuse for why the pillow is torn up before Nik comes home.
Dog: Oh that is easy Dr. Doolittle. I am going to blame my frustrations for not finding Lance and that I got so mad I tore up the pillow.
Dog: Even those racoons couldn't help. They claim I have diminished capacity because Lance is suppose to be at a FX Convention this weekend in Orlando Florida at the Orange County Convention and that I suck. They said everybody knows that information and therefore I double suck. They also said:
Racoon #2: Lance Henriksen is not down here.
Racoon #3: Who is Lance Henriksen anyway?
Dr. Doolittle: Sounds like you are jealous of Nik's time spent with the Super Fans and her Blogsites. Nik enjoys herself at the conventions. Also, you know Nik goes to a lot of conventions that Lance Henriksen is not expected to appear.
Dr. Doolittle: You know Dog this issue is not about Lance Henriksen. It is about your fear of losing Nik to all her new friends and bloggers.
Dog: What do you know?
Dr. Doolittle: I know that people know matter how much they love their pets need to interact with other people. I also believe that If Nik came home one day and you were missing she would try to visit every shelter or pound looking for you.
Dog: I guess you are right. I am jealous. What should I do Dr. Doolittle?
Dr. Doolittle: Talk to Nik and tell her how you feel.
Dog: I will do that.
Dr. Doolittle: I must tell you Dog, Nik does like some other actors. She just doesn't have a blog on them.
Dog: Like who?
Dr. Doolittle: Well there is Actor Richard Dean Andersen, Michael Shank, and that guy that runs the fictional FBI missing person unit in "Without A Trace" . There is William Petersen from CSI: Crime Scene Investigiation and Tommy Lee Jones. Oh and she is crazy about Steven Seagal. There are others I can not recall.
Dog: Dang Dr. Doolittle you act like Nik is a slut!!!!! Besides Steven Seagal should not count.
Dr. Doolittle: Why?
Dog: I heard he can't act.
Dr. Doolittle: No Dog, Nik is not a slut. She is a healthy heterosexual female.
Dr. Doolittle: Talk to you later and stay out of that Merlot!!!!!!!
