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sillyTopic: Animals Like Lance!!!!!!
Puppy: If I win I get the Photo Oop ticket for Actor Lance Henriksen.
Nik: You are a puppy. A dog. You can't go to the convention and you can't have a Photo Oop with Lance.
Puppy: Why not? Are you discriminating against animals especially puppies?
Nik: You do not understand. This convention is for people. You know, human beings.
Puppy: So if I win what do I get?
Nik: Show me where you put my Photo Oop ticket? I am not going to discuss this with you any further. You are an animal. I don't make the rules. No animals are allowed.
Puppy: I know some dogs are allowed you are selfish and/or cheap.
Nik: Okay, "seeing eye dogs" may be allowed. However, I am not blind.
Puppy: That is your problem!!!!!
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Cat: I told you guys I can't play with you now I am watching Actor Lance Henriksen on DVD.
Dog #1: Why don't you re-consider?
Dog #2: Besides you keep watching the same DVD over and over again.
Cat: What is your point?
Dog #2: What difference does it make whether you watch the same DVD now versus later?
Cat: Exactly my point. What difference does it make whether I play with you now or later after I watch my Lance DVD?
Dog #1: For starters, it is daylight now. In just a little while it will be dark.
Cat: That is your problem. The lights are on in my house. Go home.
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Is Lance Henriksen down there?
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Is Lance Henriksen over here?
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Racoon #1: Don't bother us.
Racoon #2: Lance Henriksen is not down here.
Racoon #3: Who is Lance Henriksen anyway?
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Lance Henriksen is not here. I need a glass of Merlot.
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