Mood:
sillyTopic: Stop Horsing Around!!!!
Nik: Dr. Doolittle, you are not going to believe this. My horses will not let me ride them anymore. They said that Actor Lance Henriksen is a better and more enjoyable rider and they are tired of my rather amateur riding. I am so hurt Dr. Doolittle. They spoke to me like I was inferior. Besides what makes them think Lance wants to ride them.
Dr. Doolittle: Relax Nik. Have a cup of relaxing tea. I sure the horses didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Nik: Dr. Doolittle sometimes I feel like I was tricked. My animals observed me blogging about Lance Henriksen and picking my conventions I had visited this year and listened to my more private conversations I discussed with my Friend-Girl about Actor Lance Henriksen. I had no idea they fully understood english and could speak. They waited until I entered the dark house and started talking to me. Those little brats. I felt like I "jumped out of my skin".
Dr. Doolittle: I will make a house call and talk to the animals. Perhaps they are hurt and jealous of the amount of time devoted to the genres and Actor Lance Henriksen.
Nik: I multi-tasking. I have a full time job and friends I have to spent time with.
Dr. Doolittle: You need to understand that animal or pets should be treated like part of the family. As far as the pets see it appears any every free time is spent blogging and tracking down conventions.
Nik: Oh!!
Dr. Doolittle: Nik, your pets miss you. They have feelings. They also can become depressed.
Nik: What should I do?
Dr Doolittle: Talk to you pets and try to find out whether they really want to go to conventions and all that other stuff or do they just want to be with you.
Nik: You know I am going to do that.
Posted by lafemmenikita07
at 1:11 AM PST
Updated: Saturday, December 16, 2006 1:47 AM PST
